A koala is sitting up a gum tree ...
smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past
and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !
and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !
What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
next to the koala and they burn a few.
After a while the little lizard says his
mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. But the little lizard
is so stoned that he leans too far
over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over
to the little lizard and helps him to
the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile
that he was sitting smoking a joint with
the koala in the tree, got too stoned and
then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this
out and walks into the rain forest, finds
the tree where the koala is sitting finishing
a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!"
So the koala looks down at him and says:
"Shoooot dude how
much water did you drink?!!"
